January 2012
34 posts
I'll always appreciate the courage it takes to...
Don't judge me or anything, but...
I hate when people ask me not to judge them for things that violate the perimeters of what I consider to be morally acceptable.
No. I obviously will not judge you if you like country music. But if you’re asking me not to judge you for willfully committing adultery, or theft, or something equally as absurd, I’m going to judge you. I can’t help but to judge you.
No. It...
That moment when you realize that the front bits...
Seriously, such a sad movie. Gratuitously sad.
Don't see Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close if:
- you didn’t read the book
- you want it to be like the book
- The Renter’s story was your favourite part of the book
- you’re wearing mascara
- you aren’t ready to handle an extremely abrupt and incredibly heartbreaking account of 9/11
- you are under the impressiong it’s deserving of it’s Best Picture nomination
Don’t get me wrong, it was...
I am thoroughly pleased by this year's selection...
Except for the remarkable and extremely questionable oversight made in the animated feature category, wherein the Adventures of Tin Tin was not recognized, I think (considering the pool of films being considered) this is one of the most satisfying nominees lists I’ve seen the Academy produce in years.
With that being said, I do not think that 2011 was an astounding year for movies. Oh...
Sometimes I look at my life and all I've been...
Hah, praaally nawt.
WordsAreLikeFire,AndI'llBurnYouToTheGround: Umm...... →
allshewrote:
I’m sick to the core of hearing all about how men shouldn’t rape, and we shouldn’t shame women for being sluts.
Obviously, that’s right. Men shouldn’t rape, and women shouldn’t be condemned for having sex.
But men get raped too. Men can rape men, and believe it or not, so can…
Don’t fret Pat, this wasn’t direct attack on you! I saw a post on my dashboard of a...
Umm... men get raped too.
I’m sick to the core of hearing all about how men shouldn’t rape, and we shouldn’t shame women for being sluts.
Obviously, that’s right. Men shouldn’t rape, and women shouldn’t be condemned for having sex.
But men get raped too. Men can rape men, and believe it or not, so can women. Is your mind blown?
Well, it shouldn’t be. Rape is any sexual...
Life sans megaupload.com = no life at all
Things I accidentally learned today:
- that people are extremely off-put by my lack of personal organization
- how to armpit-pit fart
- the 86 Elmvale does not run past 12:00a on Saturday nights
I'm a basketcase.
Confirmed by three people, all of which admitted so on his/her own accord.
I should work on that.
About a year ago I decided to compile everything...
I got about half way through and quit. I should keep going. Despite the fact that most of what I write is just a bunch of mhmm’s and blah blah blah’s, there’s a story here.
Awkward Friend Chat
1: I'm glad we're together.
2: We're not together.
1: Well, fine. We're not TOGETHER together, but we're a team.
2: Yeah, we are, I guess.
1: Like if I were to throw a ball, you'd be the person to catch it.
2: Dirty joke?
1: No. We're a team. You're my person.
2: I'm your person?
1: You're my person.
2: And you're my person?
1: And I'm your person.
2: Forever?
1: Forever and ever.
Criticizing an individual based on his/her race,...
Regardless of whether he/she is a minority or a majority.
Hashtag I’m white, and I was born this way, and it doesn’t necessarily make me an ignorant piece of shit.
Finished The Hunger Games.
Immediately went and got a pita.
I've become one of those snooty asshole thespians.
Things that happened yesterday:
I indulged in a pretentious conversation about Robert Lepage after interrupting to correct the pronounciation of his name.
I suggested to my roommates, “hey, we should get really inebriated and do a three-person staged reading of Hamlet.”
Immediately following this suggestion I recited the first twenty lines of Hamlet’s famous soliloquy.
I then...
I strongly dislike Finn Abernathy.
igmcmillan:
His accent is extremely off-putting.
I miss Vincent Nigel-Murray.
Finn Abernathhy is, in my opinion, a fine edition to the program.
He’s certainly the most attractive person ever to be on Bones.
So I finally saw Remember Me (2010). It completely...
Alright, not completely.
Robert Pattinson can actually act. Like really act well. Who knew?
But the whole 9/11 thing? Really? Too soon.
No, it’s not too soon to talk about 9/11 or deal with it as a pieece of world history, but this movie is not about the events that took place on September 11th, 2001. This movie is about loss, and grieving, and familial and friendly and romantic...
I hate the smell of coffee, and I think it is...
In other news, I got a job at a coffee shop today. Yay!
With all that being said, I think I'm going to...
There's nothing that I love more than an...
Okay, perhaps that’s an exaggeration, but seriously. Let’s consider the facts.
Angels in the Outfield (1994). Josheph Gordon Levitt, Danny Glover, Christopher Lloyd, and young pre-tan Matthew McConaughey all working together for the sake of family, faith, and fast pitch? You can’t argue that.
Bull Durham (1988).There’s no denying that love story.
Damn Yankees! (1955)....
THINGS I ENJOY
- Going out for Sushi
THINGS I NOW KNOW I DO NOT ENJOY
- Going out to an all you can eat Sushi bar with only 15 minutes before last call, ordering a thousand pieces of Sushi, and mowing said mounds of Sushi in only 30 minutes. We ordered 6 cruchy rolls, 6 spicy salmon rolls, 6 dynamite rolls, 6 shrimp tempura, 6 crab rolls and 6 california rolls, as well as teryaki salmon, shrip...
This is a little late, but 2011 fucking sucked.
I’m looking forward to 2012.
Graduation.
My best friend’s wedding.
February 29th.
Progress.
December 2011
10 posts
Wow, theweathernetwork.com. Wow. →
I have an exam at 9:30am that I haven't really...
I’m fuuuccccked.
At least I finished my 8000 word paper that was due today.
NYC Blowjob > Canada ... according to Apple Inc.
Alex: Do you use Siri all of the time?
Me: Not really. She can't find anything in Canada, so she's not very useful.
Alex: Can I try it?
Me: Sure.
Alex: Hi Siri, how are you?
Siri: I am well.
Alex: Siri, I want pizza!
Siri: Sorry. I can't look for restaurants in Canada.
Alex: Fine. Where's the best place to get a blow job in New York City?
Siri: I found 8 escorts. Four of them are in New York City.
Alex: Which do you prefer.
Siri: 230 East 26th Street. Diamond Dolls Confidential Escorts.
"Elizabeth, you've got an iron fist beneath that...
I quite like that.
Procrastibation
My new favourite term.
Tonight, after watching a show I directed, the...
It was the first time this semester that I felt like I had accomplished anything, even though I’ve been running around like a headless chicken.
It was the first time in my theatre career at the University of Ottawa that I felt like a stand-out amung my peers.
It was the first time in my life that I felt whatever it is your supposed to feel when you really accomplish something great.
And...
fuck that noise*.: To all those men who don't... →
oforganon:
I get it—you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something, or connect you to doing something, that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done…
To all those women who think men are the devil:
Lots and lots of women make rape jokes, too....
November 2011
21 posts
I need to do more travelling.
According to the Internets, this is where they say I should be going:
1. Grand Canyon -USA 2. Great Barrier Reaf – Australia 3. Florida – USA 4. The South Island – New Zealand 5. Cape Town - South Africa 6. Golden Temple – India 7. Las Vegas – USA 8. Sydney – Australia 9. New York – USA 10. Taj Mahal – India 11. Canadian Rockies – Canada 12. Uluru – Australia 13. Chichen Itza -Mexico 14....
Confidence and Basketball 101
Tay: I don't know what to say to him though?
Me: What do you mean? Just tell him you like him.
Tay: What, I just walk up to him and say, "I like you. I know I'm not your type, but I thought I'd give it a shot anyways. Ball's in your court?"
Me: No. You strut up to him and say, "I like you, and I'm awesome. Let's play ball on my court."