December 2011
10 posts
Wow, theweathernetwork.com. Wow. →
I have an exam at 9:30am that I haven't really...
I’m fuuuccccked.
At least I finished my 8000 word paper that was due today.
NYC Blowjob > Canada ... according to Apple Inc.
Alex: Do you use Siri all of the time?
Me: Not really. She can't find anything in Canada, so she's not very useful.
Alex: Can I try it?
Me: Sure.
Alex: Hi Siri, how are you?
Siri: I am well.
Alex: Siri, I want pizza!
Siri: Sorry. I can't look for restaurants in Canada.
Alex: Fine. Where's the best place to get a blow job in New York City?
Siri: I found 8 escorts. Four of them are in New York City.
Alex: Which do you prefer.
Siri: 230 East 26th Street. Diamond Dolls Confidential Escorts.
"Elizabeth, you've got an iron fist beneath that...
I quite like that.
Procrastibation
My new favourite term.
Tonight, after watching a show I directed, the...
It was the first time this semester that I felt like I had accomplished anything, even though I’ve been running around like a headless chicken.
It was the first time in my theatre career at the University of Ottawa that I felt like a stand-out amung my peers.
It was the first time in my life that I felt whatever it is your supposed to feel when you really accomplish something great.
And...
fuck that noise*.: To all those men who don't... →
oforganon:
I get it—you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something, or connect you to doing something, that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done…
To all those women who think men are the devil:
Lots and lots of women make rape jokes, too....