The writings on the wall.

NYC Blowjob > Canada ... according to Apple Inc.

• Alex: Do you use Siri all of the time?
• Me: Not really. She can't find anything in Canada, so she's not very useful.
• Alex: Can I try it?
• Me: Sure.
• Alex: Hi Siri, how are you?
• Siri: I am well.
• Alex: Siri, I want pizza!
• Siri: Sorry. I can't look for restaurants in Canada.
• Alex: Fine. Where's the best place to get a blow job in New York City?
• Siri: I found 8 escorts. Four of them are in New York City.
• Alex: Which do you prefer.
• Siri: 230 East 26th Street. Diamond Dolls Confidential Escorts.

• December 07, 2011, 2:31pm

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